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Where's Your Baby?
Little Johnny's mother was in the hospital, and he was visiting to see his new brother. He wandered into an adjoining room which was occupied by a woman with a broken leg. "Hello," he said. "How long you been here?" "Oh, about two weeks." "May I see your baby," he then ask. "Why I haven't got a baby," the woman replied. "Gee, you are slow. My mama's been here just two days and she's got one."