I went to an ‘Inter-Religion Integration Seminar’ The Bishop came, laid his hands on my hand and said: By the will of Jesus Christ, you will walk today! I smiled and told him I was not paralysed. The Rabbi came, laid his hands on my hand and said: by the will of God Almighty, you will walk today!” I was less amused when I told him there was nothing wrong with me. The Mullah came, took my hands and said: Insha Allah, you will walk today! I snapped at him: There is nothing wrong with me. The Buddhist Monk came, held my hands and said: By the will of The Great Buddha, you will walk today! I rudely told him there was nothing wrong with me. After the Seminar, I stepped outside and found my car had been stolen.