As I got into my car this morning my neighbour Paddy came over and said, “Simon, can you give me a lift somewhere? It won’t take long.” “Sure,” I replied, “Jump in.” He said, “Do a left here and then another left after 800 yards.” “Ok,” I replied. “Now do another left here,” he continued, “And then another left at the end.” After a few minutes he said, “Now stop.” I said, “Paddy, we are back at your house!” He said, “I know, there’s no way I’m jogging in this weather.”