Mom (in shower): Ugh Ugh ohhh ya... Me(on other side of door wanking): Oh god I'MA BLAST Mom: what? Me: Nothing just playing some games Mom: Can you give me a towel I left it in my room. Me: k Mom: opens door Me: passes towel with out looking Mom: Walks out woth towel on Me: BOO! Mom: *drops towel* Me: *beats meat*