I got chatting to a bird outside Subway. She seemed up for it, so I asked her if she fancied coming back to mine for a shag. “It depends,” she replied. “I don’t do little dicks. Let’s see how big you are compared to that,” she said, pointing at my 6 inch sub. I was already horny and erect, so I unwrapped my sandwich, whipped my cock out, and shoved it in. “There you go,” I said, smugly. “My bell end’s popping out.” She said, “Yeah, but I meant lengthways.”