A is for Anal, in the back door; B is for Bottom, fcuked red-raw. C is for Cunt, tight and new; D is for Dick, ready to screw. E is for Enter, front or behind; F is for Fcuk, a nice long grind. G is for Grope, a stolen feel; H is for Horn, that’ll make her squeal. I is for In, right up to the top; J is for Jism, dripping with slop. K is for Kiss, a man or a miss; L is for Labia, I’m longing to kiss. M is for Minge, what an ace place; N is for Nuts, to slap in her face. O is for Oral, make her mouth full; P is for Penis, and for a Pull. Q is for Quim, push it right in; R is for Roger, and even a Rim. S is for Shit, and also for Stool; T is for Titties, a Toss or a Tool. U is for Udders, full and round; V is for Virgin, never to be found. W is for Willy, longing to be sated; X is for X-rated, let’s get mated. Y is for Yelp, when you spank; Z is for Zoo, where the monkeys are frank and show you six ways of having a wank.