A little girl was asking her teacher. Girl: “Can my mom get pregnant?” Teacher: “How old is your mom?” Girl: “She’s 40!” Teacher: Yes, she can.” Girl: “Can my sister get pregnant?” Teacher: “How old is your sister?” Girl: “She’s 18.” Teacher: “Yes, she can.” Girl: “Can I get pregnant? Teacher: “How old are you?” Girl: “I’m 12.” Teacher: “No you cannot get pregnant.” A lil boy sitting behind the lil girl said, “I told you we have nothing to worry about.” The teacher fainted.