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A police officer found a lost toddler hysterically calling her mother. The police tried to talk and console the toddler. Police: "Don't worry child, I will help you go home. Where do you live?" Toddler: "With my parents." Police: "Where do your parents live?" Toddler: "With me." Police: "Where do you all live?" Toddler: "In our house." Police: "Where is your house?" Toddler: "Next to our neighbor's house." Police: "Where is your neighbor's house?" Toddler: "Will you get me home if I tell you?" Police: "Tell me." Toddler: "Next to our house."