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dating
For my appearance on the dating show Blind Date, I decided to make my questions a little more difficult because I was tired of the stereotypical dumb bimbos you always find on the show. Me: “To all 3 girls, what is Pi to 5 decimal places?” Girl 1: “Oh, I dont like pie, sorry.” Girl 2: “I dont know, but I have 34DD’s, and if you pick me, maybe I’ll let you eat my pie big boy” Girl 3: “That’s too easy. Pi to 10 decimal places is 3.1415926536, and it is most commonly used to calculate the circumference of circles and spheres” Me: “At last! A girl on here with half a brain cell!” Cilla Black: “So which girl are you going for?” “Girl 2 please Cilla.”