The wife came home yesterday after buying her costume for a Halloween party. “Stay there babe” she said to me, “I’ll nip upstairs and put it on to show you.” She came back down, opened the living room door and stood before me. “Wow, that’s a winning costume you’ve got there.” he told her. “That’s the most convincing killer whale outfit I’ve ever seen.” “I’m a bloody Nun!” she screamed.