Q: Why are E.T.s eyes so big? A: Because he saw the phone bill. Q: Why couldn’t the blond pass her drivers test? A: Every time the car stopped she jumped in the backseat. Q: What’s the difference between a terrorist and a wife? A: You can negotiate with the terrorist! Q: What does a blond and a turtle have in common? A: When they lay on their backs they’re screwed! Q: Why don’t blondes in San Francisco wear short black mini skirts? A: Cause their balls show! Q: What do you call a man that marries another man? A: Minister Q: What do blondes and spaghetti have in common? A: They both wiggle when you eat them. Q: What is the difference between a vulture and your mother-in-law? A: Vultures wait until your dead to pick on you. Q: Why are blonde jokes so short? A: So men can remember them! Q: Why is it so hard for women to find kind, sweet,sensitive men in this world? A: Because they already have boyfriends! Q: Why did the woman cross the road?Who cares? A: What the hell was she doing out of the kitchen?!!