-- You are guaranteed to get at least a little something in the sack. -- If you get tired, you can wait 10 minutes and go at it again. -- The uglier you look, the easier it is to get some. -- You don't have to keep in touch with the person who gives you some. -- 40 years from now, you'll still enjoy candy. -- If you don't like what you get, you can always go next door. -- It doesn't matter if the kids hear you moaning with pleasure. -- You can do the whole neighborhood.