Q: What do you see when you look into an Antartian's eyes? A: The back of his head. Q: What do you call 4 Antartians in a Volkswagen? A: Far-from-thinkin'. Q: Why can't Antartians put in light bulbs? A: They keep breaking them with the hammer. Q: Did you hear about the Antartian who shot an arrow into the air? A: She missed.