Q: When do you kick a midget in the balls? A: When he is standing next to your girlfriend saying her hair smells nice Q: What’s the difference between your job and a dead prostitute? A: Your job still sucks! Q: How does a woman scare a gynecologist? A: By becoming a ventriloquist! Q: How do you kill a circus clown? A: Go for the juggler! Q: Why couldn’t they get the dead mans casket lid shut? A: Because he overdosed on viagra! Q: Why does Dr. Pepper come (cum) in a bottle? A: Because his wife died! Q: Why did the snowman smile? A: Because the snowblower is coming. Q: How do you get a nun pregnant? A: Dress her up as an alter boy. Q: What’s the difference between a Catholic priest and a zit? A: At least a zit waits until you’re a teenager before it cums on your face! Q: What does it mean when your boyfriend is in your bed gasping for breath and calling your name? A: You didn’t hold the pillow down long enough. Boy: “Want to hear a joke about my dick? Never mind, its too long.” Girl: “Wanna hear a joke about my pussy? Never mind, you won’t get it.” Q: How do you tell if a chick is too fat to fcuk ? A: When you pull her pants down, her ass is still in them