*texting a friend* Me: Hey what's up? Friend: NOthiNg MucH. Me: Um, ok. Did you hear about the new kid? Friend: YeAH hE's iN mY sEcoND HoUr. Me: dude, I think your cap locks is having a seizure. Friend: nO iT'S nOt. Me: Check again, and this time actually look at your phone, not your dick. It's never gonna grow long enough.