GOD’S VACATION … … God is tired, worn out. So he speaks to St. Peter, “You know, I need a vacation. Got any suggestions where I should go?” … … St. Peter, thinking, nods his head, then says, “How about Jupiter? It’s nice and COOL there this time of the year.” … … God shakes His head before saying, “No. Too much gravity. You know how that hurts my back.” … … “Hmmm,” St. Peter reflects. “Well, how about Mercury?” “No way!” God about screams. “It’s way too hot for me there!” … … “I’ve got it,” St. Peter says, his face lighting up. “How about going down to Earth for your vacation?” … … Chuckling, God remarks, “Are you kidding? Two thousand years ago I went there, had an affair with some nice Jewish girl, and they’re STILL talking about it!”