Super First Date

Finally old enough to date, I awkwardly take my first girlfriend to a fancy restaurant where they don't have cheeseburgers or pizza on the menu. Waitress: Soup or Salad? Me: Sure, super salad sounds good! Waitress: Sir, soup or salad? Me: Yep, super salad sounds good. Waitress, slightly annoyed: Would you like the soup.... or... the salad? Me, embarrassed and red: I'll have the salad.