I’ve got a story to tell, sad but true a whore I once knew. Big Ass Lill, the village queen, roughest whore I’d ever seen. Now some whores fcuk in the midnight breeze, others fcuk with galiant ease. Big Ass Lill, she fcuks for keeps, pileing her victims up in heaps. Way up north where the twin pines meet there lived a half-breed named Yucon Pete. There was something special about ‘Ol Pete, he had 15 pounds of swinging meat. When he lay upon the bar, the whores would gather from near and far. When he cought wind of Big Ass Lill he packed his rubbers and headed over the hill. The scene was to take place on top of a hill in an outhouse owned by Big Ass Lill. They fcuked and they fcuked, they fcuked for hours, man they tore up trees, shrubs and flowers. Finally old Lill gave a whore house squeeze and brought that half-breed to his knees. Pete anwsered with a half-breed grunt, broke her ass and split her c*nt. Her panties now hang from the bar room wall in honor of her galiant fall. I’m going on home now said Yucon Pete I’m going on home to beat my meat.