Halloween Funnies V What kind of cereal do monsters eat?- Ghost-Toasties Mommy, mommy, teacher keeps saying I look like a werewolf.- Be quiet, dear, and go and comb your face What kind of monster is safe to put in the washing machine?- A wash and wear wolf What's the first thing ghosts do when they get into a car?- They boo-kle their seatbelts What has webbed feet, feathers, fangs and goes quack-quack?- Count Duckula What game do little cannibals like to play at parties?- Swallow the leader Why are monsters huge and hairy and ugly?- Because if they were small and round and smooth they'd be M&M's