Q: What do you call 143 white guys chasing after one black guy? A: The PGA Tour   Q: Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student? A: Because education pays off in the long run!   Q: Why did the chicken get sent off? A: For persistent fowl play!   Q: Why did the chicken cross the basketball court? A: Because it heard the referee was blowing fouls   Q: What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded? A: Bring on their subs!   Q: Why did Cinderella get kicked off the baseball team? A: Because she ran away from the ball!   Q: Why Was Cinderella such a lousy baseball player? A: She had a pumpkin for a coach!   Q: Why did a outfielder take a piece of rope onto the field? A: He was the skipper!   Q: How did the football pitch end up as triangle? A: Somebody took a corner!   Q: Why didn’t the dog want to play football? A: It was a boxer!   Q: What lights up a soccer stadium? A: A soccer match!   Q: Why do grasshoppers not go to many football matches? A: They prefer cricket matches!