-- You wake up on pavement. -- You can't find the clothes you wore home from the party. -- Your twin forgets your birthday. -- You wake up to discover your waterbed broke, and then remember you don't have a waterbed. -- You wake up with your mouth guard stuck, and then remember you don't wear a mouth guard. -- Your blind date turns out to be your ex-husband. -- You put both contact lenses in the same eye. -- Your wife says, "Good morning, Bill" and your name is George