Jack met Claude in the street and noticed that Claude was carrying a small parcel. ‘Been shopping then, Claude?” he asked. “Yes,” replied Claude, “I’ve just been to the perfumery to by a present for the wife’s birthday tomorrow.” “Oh, yes?” said Jack, “what did you get her, then?” “A bottle of toilet water. Very expensive - this little bottle cost me twenty-five dollars!” “Twenty-five dollars for a bottle of toiler water?” said Jack in amazement. “Why don’t you come home with me? You can have all you want for nothing!”