Mary had a little lamb her father shot it dead. Now it goes to school with her between two chunks of bread. Mary had a little lamb it ran into a pylon. 10,000 volts went up its bum and turned its wool to nylon. Georgie Porgie Pudding and Pie kissed the girls and made them cry. When the boys came out to play he kissed them too cause he was gay. Jack and Jill Went up the hill And planned to do some kissing. Jack made a pass and grabbed her ass Now two of his teeth are missing. Mary had a little lamb Its fleece was white and wispy. Then it caught Foot and Mouth Disease And now it’s black and crispy.