Worms

A minister decided that a visual demonstration would add emphasis to his Sunday sermon. Four worms were placed into four separate jars. - The first worm was put into a container of alcohol. - The second worm was put into a container of cigarette smoke. - The third worm was put into a container of chocolate syrup. - The fourth worm was put into a container of good clean soil. At the conclusion of the sermon, the minister reported the following results: - The first worm in alcohol - Dead. - The second worm in cigarette smoke - Dead. - Third worm in chocolate syrup - Dead. - Fourth worm in good clean soil - Alive. Just then a little old woman in the back quickly raised her hand and said, "I get it! As long as you drink, smoke and eat chocolate, you won't have worms!"