I don’t mind fat people, I just don’t like fat people that try to pretend that just one part of their body is fat. My Aunt Sara is like that. I’ll be like, ‘Hey, Aunt Sara, you want a piece of this cake?’ She’ll be like, ‘I can’t have that cake. It’ll go straight to my hips.’ …. …. Really? Well, it seems like that huge plate of lasagna yo ate an hour ago made pit stops on your ass, upper arms and back.