All Jokes
word play
Eric is a pimply-faced farm boy who has just turned 16. His father takes him into town to take his written driver’s teat and the RoadTest. During the Road Test, the Driver’s License Examiner asks Eric to “Turn Left,” “Stop,” “Parallel Park” “Turn Right,” and so forth. Finally, the Examiner selects a deserted stretch of roadway and says, “Son, can you make a U-Turn?” Without hesitation, Eric replies, “Hey I can make her eyes water too!”