Halloween Funnies IV What's pink and gray and wrinkly and old and belongs to Grandpa monster? - Grandma monster Why did the monster eat a light bulb?- Because he was in need of a light snack Why are most monsters covered in wrinkles?- Have you ever tried to iron a monster? What kind of mistakes do spooks make?- Boo boos Why couldn't Dracula's wife get to sleep? Because of his coffin Why do mummies make excellent spies?- They're good at keeping things under wraps