All Jokes
There were five people on a plane. Malcolm Turnbal, a skater boy, an elderly man, a little school girl and Hilary Clinton. The plane was about to crash and there was only four parachutes. Malcolm Turnbal said, "I am about to be the president, so i need a parachute". The skater boy said, "I have a long life ahead of me, so i need one too". Malcolm and the skater both grab one and jump out. Hilary Clinton said, " I am also running for president, so i also need one". Grabs one and jumps out. The elderly man turns to the little girl and says, " I have lived my life. You haven't, so you take the last one". The little girl shook her head. "No sir. We can both go. Malcolm Turnbal stole my school bag".