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Easter Riddles
Q: Why was the Easter Bunny so upset? A: He was having a bad hare day! Q: How does the Easter bunny keep his fur neat? A: With a harebrush! Q: What kind of books do rabbits like? A: Ones with hoppy endings! Q: Why shouldn't you tell an Easter egg a good joke? A: It might crack up! Q: Why does the Easter bunny have a shiny nose? A: Because the powder puff is on the other end! Q: What did one colored egg say to the other? A: "Heard any good yolks lately"? Q: How do you catch the Easter Bunny? A: Hide in the bushes and make a noise like a carrot! Q: How many chocolate bunnies can you put into an empty Easter basket? A: Only one. After that, it's not empty! Q: Why did the Easter egg hide? A: He was a little chicken!