What a woman says: “This place is a mess! C’mon, You and I need to clean up, Your stuff is lying on the floor and you’ll have no clothes to wear, if we don’t do laundry right now!” What a man hears: Blah, blah, blah, blah, C’MON  Blah, blah, blah, blah, YOU AND I  Blah, blah, blah, blah, ON THE FLOOR  Blah, blah, blah, blah,  NO CLOTHES!