Over dinner last night my date asked me, “So, do you have any guilty pleasures?” I replied, “Sure, but I’d be too embarrassed to tell you.” She said, “Don’t be shy! Tell you what, you tell me yours and then I’ll tell you mine!” I said, “Okay, here goes. Sometimes when I’m masturbating I like to stick a couple of fingers up my arse. If I’m feeling really kinky I use my whole fist. Okay, now it’s your turn to tell me!” She replied, “Erm, The Carpenters and Billy Joel…