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Little boy is in line with his dad, waiting to check out. In front of them is a really fat woman. Little boy looks her over and turns to his daddy and says; “She is really big and fat isn’t she daddy?” The father is embarrassed and tries to get son to quiet down. In a few minutes the little boy yells out; “She is the biggest woman I have ever seen!” The father is embarrassed to tears and bends over and tell his son; “We do not talk about people looking different from us, especially if they are fat. Don’t do it again.” The little boy got the message and stood for a long time, until the woman’s beeper went off. He then yelled: “Look out daddy, she is backing up!”