JACK AND JILL Went up the hill To have a little fun. Stupid Jill forgot the pill And now they have a son.   Mary had a little watch she swallowed it one day and so she took some Epsom salts to pass the time away But though she tried, and tried, and tried she couldn’t make time pass So if you want to know the time just look up Mary’s … … uncle in the Yellow Pages. He sells watches.   Mary had a little skirt Twas slit right up the side And every time that Mary sat You could see her silky thigh Mary had another skirt Twas slit right up the front … but she didn’t wear that one very often …     Mary had a little lamb whose fleece was white as snow. And everywhere that Mary went, the lamb was sure to go. But then one day the lamb was gone, it is the worst I fear… ‘Cause Mary’s got a new wool shawl, and chops to last a year.