White Collar

After officiating at a baptism the priest was invited back to the parents home for tea and cake. He changed out of his vestments and went to the home where one little 4-year old boy kept staring at his white collar. The priest finally said to the little boy, "Do you know what the white collar means that I am wearing?" "Yes I do.", the little boy said. "It means that you won't have flees or ticks for three months."