Back in the day, you might get a few smiles telling this joke: “Wherever you find four Baptists, you’ll find a fifth.” ….. All those jokes about fifths are gone, along with typewriter jokes, TWA Airlines jokes, rotary dial phone jokes, Bill Clinton jokes, etc. Distilleries don’t sell hooch by the fifth any more. Try getting a laugh in the courtroom pleading the 750 Milliliter.