10) ''They told me at the blood bank this might happen.'' 9) ''This is just a 15 minute power-nap like they raved about in that time management course you sent me to.'' 8) ''Whew! Guess I left the top off the Wite-Out. You probably got here just in time!'' 7) ''I wasn't sleeping! I was meditating on the mission statement and envisioning a new paradigm.'' 6) ''I was testing my keyboard for drool resistance.'' 5) ''I was doing a highly specific Yoga exercise to relieve work-related stess. Do you discriminate toward people who practice Yoga?'' 4) ''Dang! Why did you interrupt me? I had almost figured out a solution to our biggest problem.'' 3) ''The coffee machine is broken...'' 2) ''Someone must have put decaf in the wrong pot...'' 1) ''.....in Jesus' name, Amen.''