*Girl is crying* Dad: Why ya' crying? Girl: My boyfriend dumped me! Dad (Grabs shotgun): I'll be back... *A while later, dad comes back* Girl: What the hell! Why did you kill him! Dad: I didn't! Girl: Where did you go, then? Dad: To get you ice cream of course. Girl: Why the hell did you bring the shot gun!? Dad: So I could get it for free!