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St. Peter's Mistake

And engineer died and when before St. Peter in heaven. St. Peter looked at his book and said "Oh, you belong with the devil." After a few months in hell the engineer met with the devil and said, "You don't have anything here. I am an engineer and I can design buildings, air conditioning..all kinds of things." The devil said, "OK... do it!" When construction was complete the devil was very pleased. Then he gets a call from St. Peter who said, "Do you remember that engineer we sent you? We made a big mistake. He is supposed to be in heaven." The devil replied with a loud and forceful voice, "YOU CAN'T HAVE HIM!" St. Peter replied, "We will sue you!" The devil started laughing. "What are you laughing about?" Where are you going to find a lawyer?"