dad: son get me a drink! son: juice or pepsi? dad: pepsi son: hot or cold? dad: cold! son: sweet or salty? dad: damn it just get me water! son: still or mineral? dad: MINERAL! son: minty or normal? dad: im gonna kill you! son: head or body? dad: head! son: shotgun or knife? dad: $%&?!)$&*!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!