A Catholic, a Protestant, a Muslim and a Jew were in a discussion during a dinner. Catholic: “I have a large fortune….I am going to buy Apple!” Protestant: “I am very wealthy and will buy Exxon!” Muslim: “I am a fabulously rich prince…. I intend to purchase Google!” They then all wait for the Jew to speak…. The Jew stirs his coffee, places the spoon neatly on the table, takes a sip of  his coffee, looks at them and casually says: “I’m not selling!!!…”