Computer Terms

CHARACTER DENSITY: The number of very weird people in the office, divided by the floor space COMPUTER: A device designed to speed and automate errors COMPUTER CLUB: Used to strike computer forcefully upon receiving error messages CONSOLE: What one does to a "down" computer CURSOR: An expert in 4-letter words DUMP: A system programmer's work area FEATURE: Hardware limitation as described by a marketing representative KEYBOARD: An instrument used for entering errors into a system LANGUAGE: A system of organizing and defining error messages PASSWORD: The nonsense word taped to your terminal