Little Johnny meets Obama Obama comes into to johnny’s class to teach a little vocabulary system. Obama says ” ok kids, who knows what a catastrophe?” Susie says “an earthquake!” Obama says ” no that would be a tragedy” Jill says “a car wreck?” Obama says “no that would be an accident” Johnny says “if u and mrs. Obama were in an air plane and got shot down, that would be a catastrophe” Obama says “yes. How did u know?” Johnny says “well it ain’t a tragedy and sure as hell wasn’t an accident?”