As this guy went hunting a gust of wind blew. The gun fell over and discharged, shooting him in the genitals. The Doctor approached him In the hospital bed. “I have some good news and some bad news. The good news is that you are going to be OK. The damage was local to your groin was minor and we were able removed all of the buckshot.” “What’s the bad news?” “The bad news is that there was some pretty extensive buckshot damage done to your penis - which has quite a few holes in it. I’m going to have to refer you to my sister.” “I’m glad. Is your sister a plastic surgeon?” “Not exactly” said the doctor. “She’s a flute player in the Boston Symphony Orchestra. She’s going to teach you where to put your fingers so you don’t piss in your eye.”