Paddy was driving his lorry (truck) when he saw a bridge with a sign saying “10 foot max. headroom.” He slowed down wondering if he could drive under it or not , ‘A Shure an’ Begorrah, I’ll give it a go,’ he thought only to find that his lorry got wedged tight underneath it. … … Paddy sat back in his seat, poured out a cup of tea and lit a cigarette. A policeman arrived a short time later and knocked on the cab door which Paddy then opened, ‘what do you think you are doing?’ asked the policeman in a sharp tone. … … ‘Sure I’m having me tea break,’ replied Paddy, ‘And what do you work at?’ asked the policeman, ‘Agh shure I deliver bridges,!’ smiled Paddy!