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police
Better Safe Than Sorry
After conducting a preliminary investigation about home burglary, the homeowner is very anxious if he could get back his stolen belongings. Homeowner: "Officer what is the chance of me getting my things back." Police: "It's very unfortunate this happened. I am sorry even if we catch the culprits, chances are your properties are already sold or gone." Homeowner: "What should I do?" Police: "Better lock next time."