Quotes

There's only one thing that everyone in this world has in common: whether you want to love somebody and you want to be loved in return.

I watch my contemporaries, and they love to live in the studio and I don't. I have a life. I treat it as a 9-to-5. I try to create something new every day, and then I get on with my life.

I am at my core a singer/songwriter a la James Taylor or a la Billy Joel. It's not that I don't want to work with people, but I do just love doing my own thing.

I am a writer - that is what I am before being a performer or musician. I love waking up in the morning and then going to sleep that night with something that did not exist.

I love meeting fans. The people who are fans of my books are really smart and dedicated, because some independent comics are hard to get. I will drive all the way to Pittsburgh or Detroit to put it in their hands.

I love a good hat.

I love being a freak. It's great!

If misery loves company, then triumph demands an audience.

I was exposed to the gym at about 28. I never had a huge love or appetite for it - it was just a means to an end.

I used to love looking at a recipe, getting all the bits and pieces in the shops, getting them ready and prepared... I don't really have the time to do that anymore.

I love being the underdog. I'm cool in my dog house.

Training full-on year round is great, and I love to stay in shape and always being ready, but I feel sometimes I don't have a life.

I have my parents to keep me in check, a team that loves me, and I have the ability to go out there, dream, and chase it.

I want to go out and help people and share love where love is needed.

I've never met a fighter who said, 'I love cutting weight.'

For me, I love doing what is said can't be done.

I really love to help kids that are struggling and going through a tough time, and I want to be a positive light on them.

On my block, I had all these guys coming in and out of jail. When I was 13, I was playing outside my house, and one of those guys came across the street and started cussing me out, wanting to fight me. People knew I trained kickboxing and would put the gloves on with my friends, so that made me a target.

I love kids.

I love the semicolon; it's unnecessary, but graceful and sophisticated.

I definitely talk about my love of metal to audiences, and I sort of realized it was always natural and never, 'Well, I'm going to be the heavy-metal comedian.'

I don't know if I was a poseur - I really did love metal, always - but I gave a lot of other things a chance. I wanted to meet, um, girls, so I would check out 'Depeche Mode.'

I love to visit the comic shops, and I don't want to call myself a 'foodie,' because that word is just stupid, but I love diner food, and I'm a hardcore fan of 'Diners, Drive-Ins and Dives.'

In D&D, I love playing the first guy through the door - the guy with the battle-axe. 'Where are the bad guys? Just point me at 'em!'

I love writing. It's one of my favorite jobs. Of the things I get to do, I love sitting in a room and coming up with ideas, and I love going home and pounding them out.