Quotes

My dream was to have a garage where I could put some of the coolest cars I've ever seen throughout my life.

I'm a professional athlete. I've been paid since I was in my early 20s to go out there and fight with guys who were 40 or 50 pounds heavier than I am and fight for my life. I got into a business where people make decisions based on some of the most stupid things.

Having children changes your outlook 100 percent of your life.

I tore my abdomen. That ended my football career, which was what I wanted to do my entire life, and when that was over, I pretty much looked to just about anything, but nothing really caught my interest.

A message prepared in the mind reaches a mind; a message prepared in a life reaches a life.

If something is going on in my life, it winds up getting into my strip.

But now with technology I could sit down and do a bunch of character drawings and scan them into a computer, and the computer using my exact style could bring it into life, where it would have been edited by various human beings before.

Obama/Romney, Romney/Obama - the most important election of our lifetime? Fact is they're all the same - bought and paid for with the same money. Ours is a country of the SuperPAC, by the SuperPAC, and for the SuperPAC.

Many consumer Internet business executives are loyalists of the Lifetime Value model, often referred to as the LTV model or formula. Lifetime value is the net present value of the profit stream of a customer.

I grew up with my two sisters and my mom, so it's my lot in life to be surrounded by women.

I think that's the thing I learned at 'Saturday Night Live' - any time I would try and strategize, I would always, always fall on my face. Things worked out when I tried to make it about what I was feeling at that moment and what I was into in that moment of my life.

I was a production assistant in the post department on 'The Surreal Life.' And it's been reported before that I was an assistant editor on 'The Surreal Life.' That is not true.

To be honest, I watch way more dramatic films when I'm chilling at home. I think when you work in comedy, you just want something different in your private life. Makes you feel balanced, I guess.

My life is different since I moved back to L.A. from New York, mostly because I have a family and I don't go out.

If you watch 'SNL,' any time there's this thing with everyone singing, I'm, like, the one person who just has a straight line of dialogue because I can't sing to save my life.

There is no such thing as death; life is only a dream, and we are the imagination of ourselves.

Life is only a dream and we are the imagination of ourselves.

If you're so pro-life, do me a favour: don't lock arms and block medical clinics. If you're so pro-life, lock arms and block cemeteries.

We all pay for life with death, so everything in between should be free.

I'm totally confused about what I'm going to do with my life.

Ten years ago, 15 years ago, I think the church would have been asleep at the switch. This level of activism and engagement with the needs of society by local churches I never thought I'd see it in my lifetime.

It's easy for people to grow up in our society believing that certain lifestyles are risk free when they certainly are not.

We don't genuinely need more literary geniuses. One can only read so many books in a lifetime.

There's a world out there, and you've got to look at both sides of the mountain in your lifetime.

You don't want other people to tell you what to do your whole life. And if you feel like shaving your hair off, then you just do it.