Quotes

I'd love to write a book called 'How to Raise a Virgin.' Seriously, I think a book about that would sell.

I love giggling more than anything in the world. It's my favorite thing in the world to do.

Some of the most fun I've ever had has been filming 'Bert the Conqueror.' As a stand-up comedian, I love putting this humorous spin on travel, and I get the added bonus of using all these wild adventures in my act.

I'd love to be a movie star. That'd be great. But I lost the looks awhile ago. They slipped right through my hands like sand in an hourglass.

I read some older books when I worked at Barnes And Noble, like some of the American classics. I read a lot of Hemingway. I fell in love with Hemingway's prose and with the way he wrote. I feel like he's talking to me, like we're in a bar and he's not trying to jazz it up and sound smart, he's just being him.

I love partying and I love laughing.

I love going on other people's podcasts - in my opinion not enough people ask me to be guests!

After the verb 'to Love', 'to Help' is the most beautiful verb in the world.

A love of nature is a consolation against failure.

War is like love; it always finds a way.

What a miserable thing life is: you're living in clover, only the clover isn't good enough.

The good life is one inspired by love and guided by knowledge.

To fear love is to fear life, and those who fear life are already three parts dead.

Three passions, simple but overwhelmingly strong, have governed my life: the longing for love, the search for knowledge, and unbearable pity for the suffering of mankind.

Much that passes as idealism is disguised hatred or disguised love of power.

Of all forms of caution, caution in love is perhaps the most fatal to true happiness.

Those who have never known the deep intimacy and the intense companionship of mutual love have missed the best thing that life has to give.

The megalomaniac differs from the narcissist by the fact that he wishes to be powerful rather than charming, and seeks to be feared rather than loved. To this type belong many lunatics and most of the great men of history.

I like mathematics because it is not human and has nothing particular to do with this planet or with the whole accidental universe - because, like Spinoza's God, it won't love us in return.

Love is something far more than desire for sexual intercourse; it is the principal means of escape from the loneliness which afflicts most men and women throughout the greater part of their lives.

Many people when they fall in love look for a little haven of refuge from the world, where they can be sure of being admired when they are not admirable, and praised when they are not praiseworthy.

Religions that teach brotherly love have been used as an excuse for persecution, and our profoundest scientific insight is made into a means of mass destruction.

Italy, and the spring and first love all together should suffice to make the gloomiest person happy.

To fall in love is awfully simple, but to fall out of love is simply awful.

A discipline I have observed is an attitude of love and reverence to people.