desert-island Jokes
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House problems
Knock, knock... Who’s there? The electrician... The electrician who? The electrician who you called earlier, I understand you’ve been having some problems with your door bell?
English Lessons
Knock, knock... Who’s there? Terrible English Teacher... Terrible English Teacher who? It’s Whom.
Burglar Who?
Knock Knock... Whose there? Burglar... Burglar who? Come on now, you know a burglar wouldn't knock!
Owls Say
Knock Knock... Who's there? Owls say... Owls say who? Yes, yes they do.
Figs Who?
Knock, knock... Who's there? Figs. Figs who? Figs your doorbell!
Little Old Lady
Knock, knock Who's there? Little old lady. Little old lady who? I did not know you could YODEL!
Lead Astray
Knock! Knock! Who’s there? A broken pencil. A broken pencil who? Never mind, this joke is pointless.
Go Nuts
Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Cash. Cash who? No thanks, I prefer peanuts.
'The Knock'
Knock, Knock! {It's very hard & loud} Who is it? Op! Who the heck is Op? Sorry, but I don't know of anyone by that name now go away! Hey! It's Opportunity, and I only knock but once you fool!
It's Cargo
Knock-knock.. Who's there? Cargo. Cargo who? Car go beep beep!
It's Opportunity
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Opportunity! That is impossible. Opportunity doesn’t come knocking twice!
Abraham Lincoln Is Knocking
Knock-knock! Who’s there? Abraham Lincoln. Abraham Lincoln who? Wait! You don’t know who Abraham Lincoln is?
Doc, Doc
Doc, Doc! Who’s there? A knock-knock joke with a cold.
Irene
Knock knock... Who’s there? Irene. Irene who? Irene and Irene, but no one answers...
Who's There?
Knock, knock. Who's there? To. To who? Don't you mean, "to whom"?
The Little Piggy
Knock Knock. Who's There? Dish. Dish Who? Dish little piggy went to market. Dish little piggy stayed home. Dish little piggy had roast beef. Dish little piggy had none. Dish little piggy cried, "Wee, Wee, Wee!"... All the way home.
Original Knock Knock
Knock, Knock! Who's there? Atch! Atch who? Gesundheit!
Eskimo Christians
Knock Knock. Who's there? Eskimo Christians. Eskimo Christians who? Eskimo Christians, I'll tell you no lies.
1st Knock Knock
Q: Why did Knock Knock jokes even begin? A: Because of the Nobel Prize.
Eureka Alert
Knock, Knock... Who's there? Eureka! Eureka who? Eureka bad, man! Go take a shower!!!
Knock Knock Oops
Knock, knock... Who's there? Brittany. Brittany who? Knock, knock... Who's there? Brittany . Brittany who? Oops, I did it again
Shortest Knock Knock Joke
Knock Knock! Come in.
The Knock Knock Joke Guy
Did you hear about the guy that created the KNOCK KNOCK JOKE? He won the NO-BELL prize.
Duane Who?
Knock, knock. Who's there? Duane Duane who? Duane the bathtub, I'm drowning!
Control Freak
Knock Knock Who's there? Control Freak. Now you say, 'Control Freak who?'
Is there a Doctor in the House?
Knock, Knock! Who's there? Doctor Doctor Who? EXTERMINATE! EXTERMINATE!
Opened Egg
Humpty Dumpty sat on the wall. He cracked open and out came a joke. Knock knock Who's there? Cracked Cracked who? Cracked Humpty Dumpty
What You Looking At?
Knock knock. Who's there? Look. Look who? Look to see who's there will you!
Let Me In!
Knock, Knock. Who's there? Mikey! Mikey who? Mikey doesn't fit in the keyhole!
Swing Trouble
Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.